Here some funny poems to cheer up your day!
I wrote your name on sand, it got washed
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away
Then
I wrote your name in my heart and I got heart attack.
God saw me hungry, he created pizza
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi
He saw me in dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, he created you!
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far
The rain makes all things beautiful
The grass and flowers too
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn;t it rain on you?
Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.
When your life is in the darkness
Pray to God ask him to free you from darkness
And if after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICAL BILL!
Signed off for now
LOLA
