Funny notes from a dear friend

Dear Diary,

Enjoice!!

• If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and enjoy life!

• Expecting the world to treat you fairly coz you are good person, is like expecting the lion not to attack you coz you are a vegetarian.. Think about it...

• Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside.  So, try going out naked and see the admiration!

• Don't walk as if you rule the world! Walk as if you don't care who rules the world!

• Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will NEVER find a wife as good as his father did!!!.

• So many options for suicide: poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, BUT we chose marriage, slow but sure!

• All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or MARRIED to someone else!

Thanks, Zien...

Signed off for now
LOLA

Psssssttt... do you wanna know a secret?

Dear Diary,

Do you dream a workplace where:

• Gossip, bickering and negativity become a thing of the past.
• Blame, criticism and judging others is no longer the norm.
• Blamestorming to be replaced with Brainstorming.
• People work together, devoting their energies towards cooperation and productivity.
• The organisational culture is dedicated to harmony and personal responsibility.

Remember,

"Who gossips to you will gossip of you"

Signed off for now

LOLA

Feeling blue... when we are apart

Dear Diary,


When I am down and out and feeling blue,
I close my eyes and think of you

With your smiling face and sparkling eyes,
Your caring nature and thoughtful disguise

It is easy to see why you are special to me,
No demanding nature to cope with, you see

We share time together and get along fine,
I am so pleased to know that you are still mine

Through thick and thin, good times and bad
Rarely we do argue, so seldom I am sad

So when I am down and feeling blue,
I just close my eyes and think of you

I just can wait to see you again,

Because when we are apart, I feel the pain.................

Signed off for now

LOLA

Down with fever

Dear Diary,

Poor me! I'm feeling under the weather since yesterday.  Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I believe taking care of your other half when they are sick is a REQUIREMENT for being in a relationship.  So, I was so cranky and requested him to take care of me and spoiled me with anything that I desired.  

This is not the first time he took care of me.  At one time I was so sick he practically had to hold my hair back when I puked.  He made sure that I rest in comfortable and quite place, enough clear fluid, took all medicine as directed, fed me with nutritious meals, blanketed me when I was cold, make sure I had sufficient ventilation for clean air, kept tissue handy, made sure my personal cleanliness is taken care of,  etc.  He had nurse me until I got back on my feet.  In addition he had taken a few days leave just to nurse me.  He is sweet, isn't he?

He is always there for me, in time of sickness and in time of health, always cherish and respect me, always care and protect me and finally always comfort and encourage me. 

I feel blessed to love and be loved by him.

Signed off for now

LOLA