Thursday, November 22, 2012

Funny notes from a dear friend

Dear Diary,

Enjoice!!

  • If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and enjoy life!
  • Expecting the world to treat you fairly coz you are good person, is like expecting the lion not to attack you coz you are a vegetarian.. Think about it...
  • Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside.  So, try going out naked and see the admiration!
  • Don't walk as if you rule the world! Walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
  • Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will NEVER find a wife as good as his father did!!!.
  • So many options for suicide: poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, BUT we chose marriage, slow but sure!
  • All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or MARRIED to someone else!
Thanks, Zien...

Signed off for now
LOLA

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